Great Wolf Lodge: Kids Loved It, Adults Tolerated It

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What is this place?

Great Wolf Lodge bills itself as a Resort (they even charge a $20/day resort fee, which is the hotel equivalent of a checked bag fee in that it is a totally annoying and obvious way to disguise the rate as cheaper than it actually is).

It is a (totally fine, but not exceptional) hotel with an indoor water park, two restaurants, an arcade, an ice cream shop, an outdoor ropes course, a small mani-pedi shop for kids and an all-property scavenger hunt with a magic theme (called MagiQuest).

You pay for the room and you get in to the water park for free, but everything else is an extra expense.

Why did you go? 

It’s super close to my house. It sounds dumb to stay at a hotel ten minutes from home, but the indoor water park is neat and you can only go if you book a room. You can’t just buy a ticket to the water park. (I asked.)

About a year ago I signed up for their emails and figured if a crazy great deal came my way I’d maaaaaybe think about taking the kids.  A year of clicking through those emails taught me what their pricing trends were and when a deal for a $175 room came along with dates that fell over Claire’s birthday I thought “YEP. This is what we are going to do for Claire’s birthday.” (Over the top? Yes. Fun? Yes. Having fun is allowed.)

We booked the lowest level room. They’ll sell you a room with bunk beds and a separate TV in the kids area but I just wanted to get in and out for the cheapest price possible.

How was the hotel/room?

There are a bunch of Great Wolf properties all over the country and ours (Grapevine) was built in 2007 and is one of the newer properties.

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Our room looked EXACTLY like the picture on the website. It was called a Family Suite and had two queen beds and a fold out sofa. We stayed for one night. It cost $223.98

Room Rate: $179.99

Resort Fee: $19.99 (that’s PER NIGHT, so watch out)

City Occupancy Tax: $14

State Occupancy Tax: $12

This is the website picture. But trust me, IT LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS.

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NICE THINGS

  • It was clean and super spacious. Much bigger than our room at Fort Wilderness at Disney.
  • AC worked great.
  • Chris didn’t love the bed linens, but I thought they were fine.
  • I really liked the part where there was a small partition between the beds and the sofa. The girls liked hiding over there with a blanket and pillows. Perfect mini play area. If Preston (1) had been with us it would have been a good spot for his crib.

BAD/MEH THINGS

  • The vanity/sink/mirror was out in the room and the toilet/shower were in the bathroom with a door. For a large group this is sometimes nice because someone can shower while someone else puts on makeup/brushes teeth, but it can also be annoying. For us it was fine.
  • There is no full length mirror in the room.
  • The towels were totally crappy and sized for a toddler. They were rough and I could tell they had been bleached within an inch of their existence. I’m 35 and I like nice towels. Crap towels are the WORST.
  • The television was laughably tiny.
  • The soaps/shampoos are crap. There’s a slim bar of meh soap, a bottle of vanilla shampoo and a bottle of kid shampoo and that was IT. No lotion, no conditioner. That sounds picky/snooty but come on, I have seen better soaps at Holiday Inn. When I pay a resort fee I expect CONDITIONER.
  • We could hear every damn thing that went on in the hallway. The doors SLAM and the place has tons of tweens running around doing that dadgum MagiQuest game.
  • The carpet in the room was tired. It needs to be replaced soon.
  • The hotel is set up with two wings, which means the hallways are about 150 yards and it was a loooooooong walk to our room.

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Tell me about the water park. BE HONEST.

The water park was fun! FUN! I really liked that it was indoors and I did not have to mess with sunscreen. That was a huge huge huge plus to me.

There are tons of splash pads and every pool had a beach entry, so ANY age kid can enjoy it. I saw tons of babies (6 months+) sitting in 2″ of water, splashing and played with the wee fountains. There are water slides of all sizes (from about 2.5 feet long for toddlers to several hundred yards for adults/teens), lots of buckets to dump water, guns shooting water, structures to climb on and slide down. There was a wave pool and a lazy river and a pool with basketball and some lily pads/nets you could use to cross the pool obstacle course style.

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This is not the kind of place you can supervise your children and expect to keep your hair dry. There are fountains and sprayers all over the place and…you will get wet. Even if you hang back. It’s also humid and very chlorine-smelling in there. Water shoes are a must. But overall, for an indoor water park? I thought it was totally clean and fine.

Charlotte (3) had tons of fun. She spent most of her time in the age appropriate pool that was 18″ deep with lots of little slides. She was able to motor around on her own while Chris supervised from a reasonable distance.

Claire (6) absolutely freaking LOVED this place. She was tall enough to ride everything but the biggest/baddest slide and we had so much fun riding in the tubes down the slides. You have to be 48″ to ride alone on some of them and she’s a few inches shy. I rode with her in a double tube and that was more fun anyway. Claire gives this place, “ONE THOUSAND AND TWO STARS!”

NICE THINGS

  • Wide variety of age-appropriate things, and the lifeguards did a great job of enforcing the height restrictions. No big kids were allowed on the toddler slides. The depth of the various pools and scary/fast factor of the other items seemed to do a good job of self-selecting the appropriate audiences. I never saw teens in the toddler area and I didn’t see over eager parents taking small tots down bigger slides.
  • My 3 and 6 year old both had endless things to do that they thought were fabulous.
  • There are life jackets EVERYWHERE. Claire would put one off and on freely as she felt she might need it. Charlotte willingly wore one all the time and delighted in her buoyancy. You can take your own puddle jumper but I really don’t see a reason to.
  • It’s so easy to just walk over there from your room. It’s open from 9a to 9p so there is TONS of time to play.

BAD/MEH THINGS

  • I am not sure how it’s possible, but the towels out here are even worse than the ones in the room. BARELY absorbent, ratty beyond belief, rough as sandpaper. Like, I’d use these as bar mops.
  • Not enough tables/seating. People would put a single pair of shoes at a table to “save” it, which is such annoying public behavior. There’s a small restaurant out there where you can get fries or a beer but there’s NO PLACE to sit. It would be best if they designated a small section of tables for dining only. In fact, if they did this they’d sell more food because several times I thought, “I could go for a snack!” but there was no point in buying one because there wasn’t anywhere to sit and EAT it.
  • It’s SO LOUD. Can’t be helped in an enclosed space where what amounts to several waterfalls are running and echoing around but…my ears were ringing at the end. The kids can’t hear you unless you’re right on top of them.
  • There weren’t enough inner tubes for the big slides. The line wasn’t even long or filling up the queue, but the tubes were all gone. They need to blow up some more. The double tubes were in short supply because kids under 48″ can’t ride alone and require a double tube with parent, but teens were scooping up the doubles because they’re fun.

Dining

We ate at The Lodge (which is their “nice” restaurant). I am not sure I would call it “nice.” It was more like Chili’s. I had a salad and it was great, though the restaurant was incredibly loud. (The entire property is LOUD though.)

We got coffee at their Starbucks and the coffee was fine but they were quite low on pastries which is probably because the place was absolutely MOBBED by the parents. The line was 20 people long.

Our Great Wolf is located in the middle of a crazzzzy suburban area with tons of restaurants. With free on-site parking it’s a snap to leave for dinner or lunch, which we did at one point.

I packed a bunch of candy and birthday presents and the girls had a candy picnic in the room.

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Checking In and Checking Out: Kiiiiind of a Scam

Check in isn’t until 4pm, which is PRETTY LATE in the day. You can start swimming as early as 1p on the day of your reservation, and go to your room as it becomes available. The day you check out you can swim ALL DAY until the water park closes at 9p, even though check out is officially at 11a.

So, you have to be out of the room by 11, but you can stay all day if you’re willing to go home wet. Which…probably nobody does. I dunno, 4p to 11a seems like kind of a crap thing.

We checked in about 330p (after school on a Friday), went swimming and had dinner. Then on Saturday we went swimming in the morning, checked OUT, went home and watched a football game, and went BACK at 2p to swim for another few hours. (Remember, we only live ten minutes away.) You can’t get away with this if you are traveling in a serious way, but it helped maximize the value for us. I bet this wonky check in/check out thing gets a lot of people to stay for two nights instead of one.

At check in you get a pair of wolf ears for each kid (fun!) and they tell you that the plastic wristbands cost $40 to replace if lost. Claire and Charlotte were really upset that they could not take their wristbands off at night. I think Claire expected them to be like the Disney Magic Bands (you can remove those and put them back on as much as you want) and she whined, “AW MAN. WE WILL HAVE TO SLEEP SO UNCOMFORTABLY!”

The bands were a standard adult size – they’re the ones with the hole and plastic clasp that you get at a concert or festival. They didn’t fit the kids very well. The tails were really long and we folded them back but they were still annoying. For a place with kids they ought to have different sizes.

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Anything Else?

I did not see a single high school kid there. Kids ages 9-12 seemed to have the most fun. They were running around in groups all over the place and it’s really perfect for them. You can give a kid charging privileges on their wristband or set them up with a prepaid package of activities and set them loose.

In Conclusion…

This was fun. It was a fun way to celebrate Claire’s birthday and she thanked us for it endlessly. She had an amazing time. We might go back in a year or three with another great deal and reason to celebrate. But make no mistake, this is a place you visit to delight your children.

You, as the adult, will probably not leave with that warm and fuzzy “What an AMAZING family vacation,” feeling like you do when you come home from Disney. You will think, “I am so happy my kids had such a great time. Now let’s shower and wash everything in very hot water.”

I would not want to spend one penny more than we did. ($223 for a one night stay for 4 people.) I certainly wouldn’t be spending $300/night on this place and I wouldn’t stay for more than one night. I’ve heard that at busy times it gets close to $500/night which is crazzzzzzy. It’s not worth $500 a night.

It’s a Holiday Inn with a water park, but priced like a Disney hotel. And…Sorry Great Wolf, but you’re no Disney hotel. Not even close.

The property is not very old (7 years) but it is right on the edge of needing to be refreshed with new carpet, fixtures, etc. For a “resort” I expected more amenities, gathering areas, and places to sit and relax outside of our room. I expect quality, brand-name toiletries and soft towels as BASICS at a resort. (Especially a resort where you swim and lot and take lots of showers!) The employees were present and did their jobs, but I did not leave with any Great Wolf magic feelings. We spent $223 to stay one night and I think $175 is more what it’s worth.

Chris says: “The beer options were good. Lots of local craft options. The restaurant had a sports bar vibe and not a family vibe. Was super loud. Layout of the room was nice, lots of room to walk around. Big fridge. Elevators were super fast. MagiQuest looked cool for 8-12 year old. If my kids wanted to go back I would. I…I would take you back. If you really wanted.”

Charlotte says: ”We swimmed at Great Woof! My favorite part was going down the green slide. It was SUPER FAST. And, well, I really liked the little blue slide. And the yellow slide! We got to have dinner there, too! “

Claire says: ”I don’t really have favorite part. I LOVED IT ALL.”

This is the kind of place that is going to nickel and dime you, but you aren’t going to happily part with your money like you do at Disney. Everything costs extra and nothing is really much of a value. We didn’t spend much beyond our room, but we didn’t have to because we live so close. I wouldn’t travel JUST for this place. I’d layer a trip to a city with one of these with other outside activities and probably another hotel after one night.

Would do again, several years down the road, but only for a low price.

It’s Pumpkin, Mum and Pheasant Season

I sometimes really struggle with the actual difference between “decorating elegantly for the season” and “junking up my house with crap from Hobby Lobby and Target.”

There IS a difference (though the line is quite fine), and I think both routes offer the opportunity to shop from the aisles of Hobby Lobby and Target but…there’s a particular skill set involved in erring to the elegant and every time I walk in those danged retail big box doors I’m not sure which skill set I have that day. It’s so easy to walk out with JUNKY STUFF and so hard to go in with an ELEGANT PLAN.

Christmas is a topic I am absolutely not ready to tackle mentally quite yet (though I did buy a Christmas tree at Hobby Lobby yesterday because they are 40% off and I was afraid that since it’s October they might not be 40% off for very much longer and our old tree doesn’t light up any more and I can’t believe I bought a Christmas tree in OCTOBER) but here’s what I managed for fall/autumn/harvest decor. It’s not a lot. But I did SOMETHING, which is a big deal for me. (I usually do…nothing.)

I don’t do Halloween decor at my house because I’m just not quiiiite there in wanting to spring for the expense in both time to plot it out and dollars spent. Fall/harvest/autumn carries me from September to Thanksgiving so it’s really the more ECONOMICAL decor choice in my book. (Do you like how I justified spending all this money? It’s CHEAPER. To SPEND MONEY. HA HA HAAAAA.) But for serious, a real plus is that it’s less to store in the off-season if I just do one. (Not-so-secretly though, I kind of WISH we were one of Those Houses on the block that goes all-out for Halloween just BECAUSE it’s plain old fun. Maybe next year.)

ANYHOODLE, HERE’S MY STUFF.

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I scoured Etsy for MONTHS looking for a wreath I liked enough to pay $90 for, which is about what all the larger wreaths cost once you add in shipping. And…that just kept feeling like an awful lot of money for a wreath I was pretty sure would only last me two seasons, TOPS. (If you would like to spend $90 on a wreath, I really liked this one.) I ended up finding mine at Tuesday Morning for $40 and I am not in love with it but I am satisfied with it. Mostly I am satisfied with the part where it’s on my door and I’m not thinking about it any more.

I am going to Costco on Monday and I am buying one of their GIANT potted mums (here’s what it has looked like in the past) to put where the wagon is. Perhaps IN the wagon if it will fit. Then I will go buy three pumpkins to set out around the mum and maybe we will carve them later on but also maybe not. I haven’t decided if I am up for that adventure.

Can we also talk about how annoying my front porch is because the door isn’t centered? I can only put things to the LEFT of the front door. NO SYMMETRY ALLOWED. Oh man, now that I’m looking at this I really want to paint my front door. I have wanted to paint it for a while but I can’t ever decide on a color. I think a gray maybe? Or perhaps just a new coat of brown? Black? Maybe I’ll just leave it like this for another four years and think about it then.

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Pumpkins

I bought a sack of eight or ten mini pumpkins at Costco and I scattered them around the house. Preston enjoys collecting them and putting them in between the cushions of the sofa, which is probably not going to turn out well if I don’t keep a careful eye on him. I bought a pumpkin book at the Book Fair, which TOTALLY COUNTS as decor at my house.

I tied an orange ribbon around the candy jar. (There’s a bonus picture of my front door and I’m not re-doing the collage to edit it out, ain’t nobody got time for that.)

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The Mantel

Every time I show you a photo of my mantel with the TV directly overhead I feel like I need to apologize but nope, not apologizing this time! Here’s some Real Life! Our TV lives above the fireplace and it’s fine. Most of the year it’s a really sad shelf where things I confiscate from Preston’s paws end up, so this is a BIGTIME improvement.

I bought a bunch of plastic pumpkins and some wired burlap ribbon at Hobby Lobby, plus that little fox at Target, arranged them all around my new favorite LED candles from Costco. (They are going on sale in a week or so for $5 off, so GET ‘EM.) They have a remote and for a set of seven they’re a decent deal.

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The big pumpkin with the S on it is also from Hobby Lobby but it’s ceramic and the S is a vinyl sticker. I wish I had some taller things to mix in or put on the sides but this is what I had and I was getting tired of spending money on it and Preston was really tired of going to Hobby Lobby with me.

I’m pleased that all of this can be put in a box and used next year. This all photographed kind of badly but you know what? When all your glitter pumpkins and twee foxes are accented with pink and purple Little People I am not sure you can really SNAZZ it all up enough to make it perfect anyway.

Pillows

I love this pheasant pillow. LOVE IT. It reminds me of a bit of artwork that used to live in my grandfather’s kitchen and I just think pheasants are pretty birds anyway. This is a pillow that is only for moms and not for kids. (DO NOT WIPE YOUR FACE ON IT, CHILDREN.)

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This pumpkin pillow makes me really happy too. (Looks it’s not online anymore so check a store.) These pillows cost too much ($35 each) and came from Pottery Barn but I don’t care. Throw pillows are a super easy way to change up my living room and they generally last well year-to-year and the covers are a snap to store in a closet.

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And that’s it. See? It’s not a lot. Let’s now talk about all the stuff I WANTED to buy but held back on.

Felted Acorns, $7

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Aren’t these just ADORABLE? Besides putting them in a vase I have no clue what I’d do with them.

Give Thanks Pillow Cover, $20.50

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This item has sold and I’m not sure how the letters are attached (there’s a shadow going on that’s weird and I don’t get it) but it’s cute. Very cute idea. Perhaps a person could DIY?

Gold Foil Harvest Pillow, $28

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This pillow is super similar to some items I’ve seen at Target this fall and it’s shiny and fun. I also like the other pillows she makes in the gold and orange colors. Trendy, overdone, whatever, it’s FUN. Having fun is allowed.

Turkey Pillow Cover, $18.50

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This is less something I’d buy and something I might try and DIY. How cute would three turkey pillows be on my sofa? So cute.

Gobble Gobble Pillow, $28

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See? I told you I had a thing for pillows.

Jack O Lantern Pillow, $40

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This spiderweb one is also SO CUTE. These are super spendy, but they’re stitched and embroidered and not just screen printed, so they take longer to make I’d imagine.

Thankful Pillow Cover, $35

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Okay, that’s the last pillow. I promise.

Claire’s Birthday Presents (She’s SIX!)

I am not sure if this is the kind of thing that only I, as her mother, am surprised about but perhaps longtime readers are also shocked that Claire will be SIX YEARS OLD in two weeks.

Anyway, Claire’s birthday falls right at the top of holiday shopping season for people who are very on top of things and I always like to start collecting ideas early so I have more time to eat cookies in December. In the interest of collective shopping (Project #screamingsale is going to happen again, right?) here’s what Claire is getting for her birthday, plus some other ideas that I’m considering for Christmas.

Triangle Water Games, $4.49 each, free shipping

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Do you guys remember these? They were SO FUN! These are quite small (just a few inches tall) but the price was right for a stocking stuffer.

Snap Circuits Motion Detector, $14.59

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Claire has the basic Snap Circuits set and it has been in heavy use since she got it last birthday. She LOVES inventing and building and creating. Ever since she saw Home Alone she also like setting traps “for criminals” so this is perfect. There are a BUNCH of Snap Circuits kits out there and I will probably end up getting her another one or two for Christmas.

Never Girls 4-book boxed set, $14.52

Claire is right on the edge of starting to enjoy chapter books and I read about these some place (I have totally forgotten where) and they sounded interesting. These are a birthday gift so I shall have a real-life review in about a month.

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Ridiculous Plastic Charms and Bracelets, under $15

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My kids don’t wear Crocs (no judgment!) but they had these kind of rubber character things on their Magic Bands at Disney last year and they were fun! Well, it turns out you can buy the charms for OTHER characters and then you can buy a BRACELET to stick them on and TA-DA now you don’t have to buy Crocs just for the fun charms. These are going in their stockings and they come in a million characters but they seem to ship direct from China and they are going to take a MONTH to get here, so order early if you get these from this seller on Amazon.

Guess Who? $20-$40

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I LOVED this game as a kid. LOVED IT. I paid $21 for my copy but it turns out that the older versions of Guess Who? cost more than the new one and after I looked at the new one I SEE WHY. Many sellers out there, price fluctuates, shop around, etc.

Spirograph, $20-ish

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Claire has played with the Spirograph at my grandmothers’ house (vintage sixties!) several times and she really enjoys it. Figured it was time for an at-home set and when something breaks this will also give me an opportunity to complain about how THEY DON’T MAKE THINGS LIKE THEY USED TO.

Make Your Own Bubblegum Kit, $14.50

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I am not sure we NEED a half pound of bubble gum at our house but I bet it will be fun to make it.

Make Your Own Bouncy Ball Kit, $7

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Seriously, WHY NOT?

Enchanted Forest board game, $22.50

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Natalie recommended this and it looks neat! We’ll give it a try.

Trouble, $10

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I liked this game a lot as a kid (there’s a theme to this year’s gifts) and for $10 YES, SEND IT OVER.

Zoom Sliding Ball Game, $8

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This looks like it will break pretty fast, but it also looks like fun for Christmas morning.

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